|At Consolidated Breadheaters, International, we know better than anyone not to raise
the plunger before the toast is done. But, even so, we thought we'd give you a look
behind the scenes at some of the new innovations that will be popping up sometime soon.
The Wired Breadbox
What good is an online toaster without remote access to the pre-toast supply line?
Soon you'll be able to get live status reports on your bread reserves. The
Wired Breadbox is compatible with all the standard bread types (white, wheat, sourdough
and rye, to name a few) and firmware upgradeable to support more exotic carbohydrates.
Stay tuned, we hope to have 'Pickle-Loaf' ready by launch.
The Internet-Ready Breadheater TM
We're afraid we can't offer you too much just yet on the new Mark II
Internet-Ready Breadheater TM, but the lab boys say an onboard
MP3 player and streaming Internet Radio are just a few of the new features on this l33t